Thursday, Nov. 05, 2009
Shallow puerile ranting follows! Look away; save your eyes! Treat them ethically! NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP
Aghhhhh why are the male freshmen here all so young it's annoying D: I don't have time to look for sophomores or juniors or seniors and besides they tend to already have girlfriends gahhhh and when there's a freshman dude I can hit it off with it's like hmmm I wouldn't mind him if he were like TEN FREAKING YEARS OLDER gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Yeah. Most still have that man-child look, the awkwardness of late teen-adult in-betweens. There's the vestige of a juvenile quality that hangs on in the lips and cheeks: either baby fat, not quite muscle yet, or bones, the still-bare scaffolds. But either way: still children! Boys! And boys are silly things! I want men, goddammit. Not boys who still swing their arms around when you talk to them, or can't speak for 5 minutes without making sex-related jokes.
Gah why I am always surrounded by guys younger than I? D: So -- what? I need to wait another 2 years or so? Or should I go for MIT's speed dating thing HAHA.
Screw it all. I'll just be an old maid, to heck with all this.
written at 10:54 pm
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